In our Easter special, Connor Ferris and Vicky Gallant take a stab at creating a movie based around the Lance of Longinus, which purportedly pierced the side of Jesus on the cross. Connor turns a dead rat into a beautiful dead swan. Vicky’s got a soft spot in her heart for Seths in Hollywood. And in the end, the movie with the bigger demographic always wins.
Clare Blackwood and Ryan F. Hughes unleash the monsters within to create iconic new Universal-style movie monsters. Clare plans a massively awful onscreen kiss. Ryan gets cagey about a Dracula. And in the end, as is so often the case in Hollywood, it all comes down to the branding possibilities of the franchise.