Episode 56 - Can We Fix Bohemian Rhapsody


It’s too late. Jennifer and Grace’s time has come to pitch movies based on the song Bohemian Rhapsody. Jennifer makes the choice between incest and a camaro. Grace introduces her hot new character Dr. Baby. And in the end, Josef and Leete are the only losers.

Boardroom Bonus - Journalism Edition

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Episode 55 - Can We Beat Godzilla?

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Jordi and Trevor go big AND go home with their pitches for a new kaiju franchise. Jordi combines monsters and candy. Trevor finally reveals his kink. And in the end, we create the most compelling character in movie history.

Boardroom Bonus - Jason Statham Edition

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Episode 54 - Can We Give Tim Allen an Undeserved Comeback?

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Andy Bugelli and Grace Smith go to infinity and beyond to create a new Tim Allen vehicle. Andy is starting a new career path. Grace is cutting the crap. And in the end, all Josef wants is cold, hard cash.

Boardroom Bonus - Yes Swiping Edition

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Episode 53 - The Lance that Killed Jesus


In our Easter special, Connor Ferris and Vicky Gallant take a stab at creating a movie based around the Lance of Longinus, which purportedly pierced the side of Jesus on the cross. Connor turns a dead rat into a beautiful dead swan. Vicky’s got a soft spot in her heart for Seths in Hollywood. And in the end, the movie with the bigger demographic always wins.

Boardroom Bonus - Momdad Edition

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It’s just us in the boardroom this week, answering your listener questions and then doing some pitching of our own.

Episode 52 - Recapturing our childhood innocence with a movie set in a treehouse

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We roll down the rope ladder and let Jake and Kristen into the boardroom to pitch movies set in an idyllic treehouse. Jake gives an old star a new start while Kristen invents a new Hollywood actor. But in the end, it all comes down to the almighty dollar.

Boardroom Bonus - Strangling with a Knife Edition

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Episode 51 - Can you recapture your lost glory with a neon green Hummer?

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We’re trying to recapture our former glory by reusing the theme from our very first episode: A movie featuring a neon green Hummer. Grant is on the fence about Hummer Mermaids. Rachel invents reverse crying. And in the end, we learn that if you want to win on The Pitch-off Project, you should never trust Leete.

Boardroom Bonus - Amish Weed Edition

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It’s just us in the boardroom this week, answering your listener questions and then doing some pitching of our own.

St Paddy's Day Bonus Episode - Slitherland

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Surprise! In a spirited bonus episode, we attempt to create the world’s greatest St. Paddy’s Day movie the world has ever seen. There’s no format, just intermittent dialect work. With Jessalyn Ferguson and Clare Blackwood. And in the end, is it possible that we made the most marketable film Ishtar Studios has ever developed?

Episode 50 - A Modest Proposal

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We have the recipe for success when we ask Clare Blackwood and Andrew Gaunce to adapt Jonathan Swift’s satirical essay A Modest Proposal, but they both have other ideas. Clare changes her mind regarding Maggie Smith’s cannibalism. Andrew films 600 hours of Jack Black antics. And in the end, declaring a winner becomes an act of mercy.

Episode 49 - Mansplaining

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Jimmer Lowe and Jess Ferguson man up and pitch movies based on the popular pastime of mansplaining. Jimmer sidesteps the sexism issue altogether. Jess has more power than any PoP contestant ever! And in the end, we manage to do well and do good.

Episode 48 - St Valentine

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We’ve got a date with Gabe Meacher and Grace Gordon to discuss their movies based on the real St. Valentine. Gabe starts off with a winning score. Grace kills off some couples. And in the end, Josef recuses himself from the scoring process.

Boardroom Bonus - We Win the Palme D'or Edition

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